Conversation I overheard between two guys at the gym the other evening. I’ll let you draw your own conclusions concerning their stellar intellect: (for the purposes of keeping this post PG, f-- represents the present active form of the verb to f***)
Dude 1: I really want to get that f-- new job, but I have to f-- take that f-- state test, and its f-- a hundred bucks to take the test.
Dude 2: Dude, you should f-- take the test. I heard you could f-- make $1400 a week.
Dude 1: Yeah, that is cool, but dude, its been f-- eight years since I’ve f-- been in school. I f-- need to take a class to help me pass the f-- test because I f-- don’t remember the difference between my f-- synonyms and my f-- acronyms!
Dude 2: Hey dude, I know its f-- a hundred bucks to take the test, but my buddy f-- took the same test, and if you f-- don’t pass it the first time, then its f-- only $25 to take it again.
Dude 1: Wow, that's f-- cool!
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I'm so glad I'm a girl. A girl with (some) class.
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